Max: Hipster rule number one: never try. Never put effort into anything. Hipster rule number two: only like things ironically - books, movies, TV shows, the environment. Hipster rule number three: you can never show too much enthusiasm. Final rule: everything is dumb. Someone says something you don’t understand, you just go, “I’m over it.”
Max: You don’t need a gay husband cause you’re my gay husband.
Penny: Awww. I don’t really understand how that works, but it’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever said to me.
If it comes with a monocle, it’s worth every penny. Actually, even if it doesn’t come with a monocle, that seems like an entirely reasonable price for a hamster.
I was working at Elf last night. It’s a Broadway musical as well.
Andre: Alright guys I need your help, when I’m on the witness stand which says expert witness more, this or this? This is a little bit more “man of the people”.
Kevin: Who are the people you’re supposedly the man of with that outfit?
Ruxin: My guess is a country entirely populated by fans of Aerosmith.
S2 E9 Expert Witness
And I, for one, have felt it's bruises.
