Dennis: Listen, you can’t really go in the bar right now.
Charlie: Why not?
Frank: Because a keg exploded!
Charlie: Holy shit, can that happen!?
Frank: A piece of metal flew off the keg and hit Dennis right in the dick!
Charlie: Ohhhh shit, are you okay?
Dennis: Yeahhhh, no I’m fine, I’m fine. I got lucky, it’s totally fine.
Frank: It mashed right into it, we all thought he was gonna lose it.
Mac: Charlie, it lumped it all up and mangled it, like a chicken pot pie down there!
Charlie: Oh my god!
Frank: Dickless Dennis!
Mac: That’s what we should call him now!
Dennis: It’s totally fine now! Hahahahahahahahaa!!! Ohhh, Dickless Dennis! But it doesn’t apply! Because my dick totally went back to normal. It’s fine now. I’ll show it to you.
Charlie: I don’t wanna see it.
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DICKLESS DENNIS, THE WORLD WOULD END! :(
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And I, for one, have felt it's bruises.
