Andre: Alright guys I need your help, when I’m on the witness stand which says expert witness more, this or this? This is a little bit more “man of the people”.
Kevin: Who are the people you’re supposedly the man of with that outfit?
Ruxin: My guess is a country entirely populated by fans of Aerosmith.
S2 E9 Expert Witness
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Kevin: “Ruxin, if we lined up every girl you had sex with in high school we could run for a thousand yards behind them in the NFL.”
Ruxin: “At least I got laid in high school.”
Pete: “Yeah, you got laid because you were a rabid hyena on the mountaintop just digging up every scrap you could find.”
Ruxin: “People gotta eat.”
Andre: “Well yes, that was the motto of most of the girls you dated”The League S02E10 - “High School Reunion”
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And I, for one, have felt it's bruises.
